NFL offense is illustrated.

With the abundance of free and freely available porn, do teenage boys really need to go through the trouble of pretending to be transgender in order to go to the women’s bathroom? Like, logically, do they think this is a thing boys do or would want to do? Seems........ not based in reality.

We can also go to these things because Liberals don’t work.

Because we grew up in a very affluent enclave but my parents lived ultra-modestly, I grew up thinking we were middle class or “normal”. My brothers and I had part-time jobs, we didn’t get lavish gifts or parties, went on average vacations. Even the boarding schools we went to, it felt like other people were “rich” and…

Brittany is the ONLY decent human being on this show and I feel like it’s only a matter of time before LA gets to her sweet Kentucky heart. Where’s that “you in danger” GIF?

You’d have to be very committed to your prank to kick over that many headstones without collapsing yourself. A prank is one, this is a coordinated crime by multiple people.

This was one of the most surprising “afters” of the election - talking to black friends and colleagues that were not at all shocked by what happened and more than that, were bemused by how freaked out I was. One of them said “never underestimate a white man’s desire to keep what he thinks is rightfully his, he’ll do…

But like, dogs are dogs, they don’t know any better. Adult males should know that ogling the new receptionist and making lewd remarks about job applicants is fucking gross. By the time we all got ready to quit, we started giving it right back to them, discussing lady matters graphically. At least they all know how a…

I believe you 10000000%. Worked for a high tech outfit for a year, the men were beyond disgusting, the more of them were hired. We went from a well-balanced team to a dude-heavy frat house. Highlights included being told what “girls” are not good at, how one of us should wear more makeup, play-by-plays of Tinder…

That lip injection stuff worked, I looked like a Kardashian, but it HURT and I was hyper-aware of my face and mouth.

You don’t get to make that decision if the other parent is fit to have partial custody of the child. There are going to be hundreds of things your kids don’t feel like doing, and you have to modulate their wants with what’s appropriate and what’s right. And it’s wrong to deprive them of time with the other parent when…

My neighborhood’s Next Door page has highlighted the inveterate dicks that live in one square mile around me. It’s the web equivalent of a passive-aggressive fridge note: people complaining about kids *****laughing too loudly while playing in the snow*****. Real complaint. From a human being.

Yes, and they all live in “inner cities” where there is “carnage”.

Never fucking going to the grocery store again.

Ditto for “inspirational”. Inspirational is nice and fuzzy but it says nothing about one’s ability to do the fucking job. A three-legged dog running is inspirational, but it can’t write policy, for fuck’s sake. I’m never gonna meet this person, I don’t care if they can cook a brisket or tell a joke, just don’t fuck up…

I’m starting to doubt my “smart” comment.

I know that when the spirit of Jesus warms my heart, I walk into a shelter for vulnerable people in the dead of winter AND YANK THEM OUT. Amen.

Sarandon is talented, super smart, and stupendously gorgeous but after watching her berate Chris Hayes last night and defend her Bernie Bro stance, I just can’t. Fight me.

Pinterest macrame fail is the best thing I’ll read all day, thank you VERY MUCH.

He just doesn’t care. I don’t think he cares about people beyond his immediate family. I get the whiff of an actual sociopath, incapable of empathy or warmth. He makes Bush look like a Rhodes Scholar Ryan Gosling.