It’s truly the cast of Mean Girls in there, isn’t it? Social climbing, backstabbing, covert three-way calls, and you KNOW there’s a Burn Book in there somewhere. Conway’s constant lying is getting to her, she’s starting to lose her viper tongue.

Oh, I’m sorry, is it a cultural norm in America to aggressively and awkwardly pull people toward you in a shitty handshake?

I laughed very hard at this. That was another good lesson for me, but it’s one I figured out myself — never misspell or mispronounce someone’s name, it’s everyone’s pet peeve. If I have the slightest hesitation, I ask.

It’s such a fake power move, too, trying to pull people in off balance and use his height. Trudeau saw it coming and pulled him forward. Boss move, kid.

This hits home. When I was a young pup out of school, I almost started an international incident by fucking up an introduction with a Chinese client. I got myself a book about international business etiquette and it has served me well. I don’t get how a man who has conducted business on multiple continents doesn’t…

LOL the Harvard interview is a 10-minute Skype interview and is usually asked of people whose application doesn’t merit admission on its own, i.e. the garbage scions of Nazis. She got into Penn the same way Kushner got into Harvard - daddy’s money.

Why would it be unlikely when it’s right there in the paperwork as possible? If I had a dollar for every time I heard “but I never thought they would actually” when consulting with a client, I could work pro bono forever. Documented and undocumented immigrants are getting a ton of shitty advice from the Internet and…

It’s not a fine print, it’s a very clear print, very clearly explained and very clearly in your paperwork that you need to alert USCIS. You can do that online in less than five minutes or send in a form for the cost of a stamp. This isn’t an imposition. Green Card holders have many rights in the US but they are not…

Why do they need milk? Not like these motherfuckers season their food.

It wouldn’t be a bad thing if it cemented his status as a shitstain but at this point, I am convinced that nothing short of him admitting to a horrid crime would sway his supporters. When we tabulate the things that have come out of his sewer mouth, what would make a difference at this point?

It really opens the door for Trump saying something like “I like people who DON’T get their limbs blown off.” Which you know would 100% happen.

Gotcha. Y’alls jawing back and forth about a thoroughly stupid original comment did make it hard to follow. The only times I’ve seen any kind of “backlash” is when white people think they’re showing solidarity but end up doing something intensely awkward or making it about themselves.

Copland and Curry and Johnson have not cut ties with Under Armor.

I mean, I watch Morning Joe on my morning run at the gym, so maybe he’s amazing at multitasking????????? (LOL NO)

This one made me spit out coffee. Well done.

I read the whole thing last night and they mentioned the reviewability a few times, in the most polite and yet side-eye-y way.

Ha! Well, Fletje went to Georgetown and I’m sure knew better than this, but what can you do when your boss is a complete fucking idiot?

I’m almost done with reading it. I saved it to read over dinner but now I wish I’d drawn a bubble bath. It’s definitely chastening the government for sloppy work and just bad lawyering. Yay!!!

I KNOW RIGHT???????? This is my Fifty Shades Darker.

Having clerked for a federal judge, I can say at least anecdotally that they don’t appreciate attacks on the power and authority of the judiciary. Trump’s lawyer argued (without saying as much) that Trump’s decisions are unreviewable and as soon as I heard that, I turned to my boyfriend and told him that they just…