fwiw, I got a similar lecture from someone I actually know. I was called an asshole because our combined half a mill in school debt while living in an extremely expensive city is bullshit because we also make more money. The presumptuous was of "well why don't you move two hours out to save money" was infuriating.…

oh god that tall drink of water on the right. What is that? I can haz?

Most ss Rolex lines are well under 10k, although I maintain that Rolex is for bland people. This isn't going to bite into the luxury watch market anymore than roller skates cut into the BMW market. This is a toy.

You know you done shit the bed when even Total Frat Move is calling you out for being garbage.

my little brother was a chapter VP and he is an asshole and so were most of his brothers. I love him but this is a well-earned rep.

How many times is it ok to watch this clip before it's considered "creepy" or "what the hell are you even doing?!"

are there a lot of First Nations in London?

Guac is extra.

we should never shame an athlete for doing what she's been training to do. But we should not laud it as an example for other people, either. That's how you end up with career-ending injuries and damage.

benefit of the doubt though: we wouldn't applaud a football player for playing through a concussion that could harm him for life. Her spirit is admirable and I understand that need to finish but when your body is shutting down and you rely on it for your livelihood, you have to listen.

Can't write Pet Sounds without being high as fuck so it's a trade off.

Oh man, Tyron is a good dude and that whole things with his family was so sad.

This. A pretty good friend of mine is an NFL player (after working his ass off from the practice squad) and he has "family" and "friends" coming out of the woodwork asking for everything from rent money to tuition. He's making the league minimum and they're vultures. Sad.

Welp. I've worked in corp law, for the state, and now for one of the oldest universities in the country: all had chocolate milk available.

Wat da fuq kinda joyless place do you work in? I'm 33 and if chocolate milk is an option, I'm getting some. What a weird fucking thing to be concerned about.

OU and OSU are not the same school. OU is in Norman, near Oklahoma City. OSU is in Stillwater.

Without taking away from her tremendous talent on the court or the seriousness of this article... But she looks fantastic in this photo. Regal.

I like gummy bears, ice cream, and kosher pickles but I don't eat them together.

Bars (and other places that serve the public) will typically hire conventionally attractive staff in high-visibility area.

You must be fun at parties.