Please post your best "male tears" GIFs below.

Sorority Industrial Complex would be a kickass band name.

I guess they're biologically parasites but potato-potato.

WORD.

so when you "stick scissors" into a malignant tumor you are also a murderer. Do you have a newsletter?

Later term (16-20 week) abortions do "look" unpleasant. So does open heart surgery. So does a guy coming into the ER from a motorcycle wreck. So what?

I think it's ok to ask about the salmon's provenance, but never ok to be rude to waitstaff.

I believe that is the delicious by-product of fermenting kombucha. It's hideous and I think some people actually cook and eat it.

But can we encourage this as an interest in STEM?

objectively a very cute baybay. Congrats!

I bet you're a "nice guy".

What would we do without males getting the last word in? I hope we never find out!

Thank you for your male opinions. I knew we were missing something!

No "Whip It"?

Wait what? You mean I can give my mother's consent for her? Oh ok then.

What strikes me the most here is that the mom's consent is missing here. I get that it's a joke and that the kid's an idiot, but you don't get to take a grown woman anywhere without, you know, asking HER first. Boyz R Dum.

When my grandfather died, most of the men and some of the women in attendance wore Yankees gear. Pops loved the Yankees more than anything. It wasn't planned, just kind of happened. It was the nicest gesture and nobody cared they weren't wearing black suits.

Thank you for your service, Captain Obvious!

Are there any states flush with cash other than North Dakota and Texas? It's perverse to hold basically a charity drive to service rape victims. JFC, you're an idiot.

Right, but they're still getting done, albeit at a glacial pace. With 11,000 untested rape kits, those are 11,000 rape victims who are not getting any justice, ever.