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I've never been happier to pay student fees in my life. I'd pay $1 for every clutched pearl.

I finally gathered the courage to watch the movie and she deserved every bit of her Oscar. She was devastating. She's going to be speaking at a women's conference in Boston and I can't wait to hear her. In my fantasy, we run into each other in the bathroom and I tell her "good job in the movie that you were acting in

Da?

Very sad she had to make this choice, very happy she was able to make it.

You're a moron. In a shared household, both parents have to participate in creating and maintaining the family dynamics. That means that the kids get the same rules and expectations regardless of whom is the parent "in charge." Creating the expectation that the step-parent is somehow not a real parent despite having

LOL spoken like someone who has never had step-kids.

It's worth noting that frat culture at MIT is quite rowdy and that, due to its extreme proximity to Harvard, BU, and a dozen other schools, it's very likely that these students are not being assaulted only at MIT or only by MIT students.

Moving by yourself instead of hiring movers. After years of staunchly refusing to pay for movers and making my sainted husband miserable, I finally relented and it's been such a good decision. No more being mean, sore, dirty, cussing... I just waltz around and tell the movers where to put stuff. A few hundred bucks is

You should have spent some time researching non-competes. Then again, it would have made this blog post pointless, as NCAs are hardly ever enforced or pursued.

Breach of protocol or not, she put herself in harm's way to care for this man and do her job. She's a hero in my book and I hope she makes a full recovery.

This 5 year-old PATRIOT was asserting her Open Carry rights and they send her home?! Do we live in America or China?!?!?!

had him banned from Gawker just a bit ago. What a piece of work. Do you ever wonder who the hell these people are and do they just walk among us?

What weirds me out is that while I have many attractive male and female friends, I have zero desire to see their privies. That's really fucking weird. Like, oh hey Jane, so glad we can go shopping this week. BTW, your vag looks amaze! Creeptastic.

That's scary. The last threat at Harvard was a bomb threat around finals last December and it basically shut down the school and half of Cambridge.

"Going on an adult time out" seems like an appropriate and mature way to handle this. So many parents going through a separation rip each other to pieces and bad mouth each other to the kids. It's nice to know they're not doing that to one another. Also, clicked through to the E! link and gosh that is one gorgeous

I love this comment and your username and you're probably a great person.

Nope. You didn't get her joke and now you're backtracking. LOLOLOL you.

You're an asshole. The LiLo tweet is a direct reference to Mean Girls. Don't you look like a douche now?

Mayer is in on the joke. He's no idiot.

Jez is the first place I learned about privilege and what it truly meant. Despite a decent education, I never understood fully what it meant. Jez opened my eyes and I think I became a better person for it. Thank you for your stewardship these years, you'll be missed!