Come to Seattle and we can go to the Rifftrax broadcast of The Room together!

She’s basically perfect. Thanks, I will :).

Thanks, I’m so excited :). When I was walking to my condo I was like a guy in a movie after a girl says yes to a date (when I was out of sight).

I know that people here LOVE pickled green mango, but I love my mango best when it’s ripe and sweet. I keep it simple: cut mango and sprinkle with li hing mui powder, which is the sweet/salty/sour powder used for Chinese pickled plums. It’s sold everywhere here.

I don’t but I have a bad habit of putting myself aside. Good news though: I just got back from a date with a beautiful lady and we kissed at the end of the date!

Thanks! Maybe working part time all summer will allow for even more fun! I even have a snazzy hat ;)

Alas, no tomatoes. They probably do well in the tropical climate, but for some reason, not a lot of people grow them here (Hawaii). Maybe because there are too many pests?

This! Exactly this.

It might sound weird, but this video always cheers me up:

Yay for the fatkini inspiration, glad I could help :)

Mmm...Thanks! My co-worker has been bringing in Japanese eggplant by the bagful, so this will be a great way to use them up besides my standard eggplant recipe. :)

Damn, I’ve only been checking Jez sporadically the past few weeks, so I missed your ratatouille recipe/methods! Could you please repeat for those of us who missed it?

I’M NOT SHOWING HIM THAT PICTURE. STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY BOYFRIEND, GOD!!!

He’s very loveable. And come hang out! In between movies we cook and complain.

Some people are like a fucking cancer. Ive had a few and they had to be removed, no take backs, no second chances.

If someone is causing you to wake up in panic, do not under any circumstance try and patch things up with that person. Boundaries are a good thing, as I get older my tolerance for bullshit goes way down. There are tons of people out there who you can be friends with that arent raging assholes.

I mean, I’m straight, and I am almost never attracted to guys on okcupid. The ones who are physically attractive suck. I meet one guy I *really* like maybe every other year.

Jez Regular who happens to be a dude checking in. Feel free to add me to your list.

So yesterday I bought a bike! Hooray! I look forward to spending a lot of time on it this summer. The last couple of weeks have been kind of shite for me.