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dontbesuchaboobpunchtina
Jan 7 2018
1

Eric Garland is a nice man who received a great deal of unexpected attention due to a viral tweetstorm, and is now having some kind of severe decompensatory episode (disclaimer: not a shrink) on Twitter. Gizmodo is cruelly mocking him for it. Read more

Nov 28 2017
1

Heh, and that’s true. I’d like a little more story in my serialized television, please. Her sexual frustration was shown in myriad other ways as well. These scenes felt like filler. In a half-hour show!

Nov 22 2017
2

You’re not wrong. I regret to report, having seen this yesterday, the lead character really is written as being just that stupid and uninformed. She also masturbates, in far greater detail than I need to see, approximately 7,349 times during the episode. Read more

Oct 13 2017
4

That was too much for me too. It’s the kind of thing that occasionally does happen when people are tripping and/or very very drunk, but I don’t want that much realism in a normally lightweight comedy. The sounds of the poor thing wailing in agony, stuck between the doors, still haunt me. Even seeing the ridiculous Read more

Sep 9 2017
3

I’ve been craving sweets like mad lately (it’s weird, usually I’m much more of a salt fiend), and I want to reach through the screen for this. NOM

Sep 8 2017
3

Well you’re my favorite creep, even if the van isn’t a Toyota, and I’ll be thinking of you and your lovely dog and hoping for the best! Clog up my Twitter feed anytime.