Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

“more than half of us”

Even if the cost of living in Chicago isn’t quite at NY/LA/SF level unaffordable, the salaries displayed in that photo are impossibly low for people with 15 -39 years professional experience. They must all have to moonlight at other jobs to make ends meet.

Unfortunately for him Bills players ain’t come here to play football, either.

“Where in the World is Rudy Giuliani” fits the metre better.

“Hey Conway...howsit feel, huh?”

Go away.

I’m not surprised. He can’t protect the shotgun on the field so why would anyone expect him to do it off the field?

I think Mayock is the most watchable draft guy and Collinsworth is the best color guy there’s been on a national broadcast, so no.

I disagree. He works the ND games but that’s because he’s an NBC guy. Mayock went to BC.

Collinsworth owns the most analytical football website in the world. You may not enjoy ProFootballFocus, but you can’t say they lack objectivity.

I love Mayock. He knows his shit and I’m a sucker for that familiar accent. I also enjoy Collinsworth.

If you’re so firmly conservative that your mind goes immediately to “ESPN’s liberal agenda is killing them!”, you are likely a strong supporter of Fox News. If you have Fox News, you have cable. And if you have cable...you’re paying ESPN like $80 a year even if you never touch the channel.

Before choosing to watch my favorite team on television, I, like most sports fans, apply a strict political litmus test on the ideological philosophy of the network broadcasting the game.

Perhaps it’s 3-1 lead poisoning.

He’s Cotton Hill, with valium and shins.

To be fair, he looks pretty manly for a guy who has never made a woman cum.

I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that this guy calls his wife Mother and refuses to treat women like equal humans and not conniving sex hypnotists lusting over his protuberance, or that he’s playing second fiddle to Donald Fucking Trump.

Taking credit for a picture he didn’t take, at a marathon he didn’t run.
That’s some A+ Stolen Valor, good sir. I’d salute you, but...well, you understand.