I’m not sure “gay people can’t help being predators” is the best defense to go with here.

“Moldering Skeleton were great agents back in the day, let’s see how they hold up now.”

Fuck. 2 games ago the Bills were 5-2. And nobody was taking them seriously. But you couldn’t just ignore them, could you, Deadspin! You just couldn’t let them play their inconsequential games in peace, could you!

I also bumped into Jeff Fisher on a checkout line recently. It was at a 7-Eleven in Montana. However, after he left it was a 7-Nine.

Andy Reid is looking for the potatoes.

Full of chase.

Can’t be a Jag on the field if you’re a jagoff it.

And then votes with Republicans most of the time!

But you guys win so many games!

Surprised when he gives anything a shot.

“One source told ESPN’s Adam Schefter that Cutler is “really struggling to leave his family.” - Yesterday Jay

I FUCKING HATE BEING A DOLPHINS FAN

I don’t have anything pertinent to add, but I just wanted to say that this was a hell of an article. I don’t follow boxing or MMA very closely, but I was riveted. VERY well done.

Revenue last season:

As a Lions fan then, you should know that every coach he’s had in the pros has said he’s great with the clipboard and in the film room. That’s exactly the kind of guy you want as a backup to a young QB like Goff. I agree his play was never great, but as a QB3 he’s perfect.

Ballparking it here. 220lb man drinks .5% abv teas until 3am, blows a .055 at 5:30am. Expected BAC of .08 at 3am. At .5% abv, and assuming he drank them over course of say 3 hours, that’s 48 twelve ounce bottles of Kombucha tea.

GLORIA: I know money’s been kind of tight, but this Escalade was just a gift from Matt and I don’t care that much about it. Maybe we should flip it?

I thought you were going to say “I knew it was going to be terrible and badly directed”

He gets day of rest. Then a whole summer.