“A long time ago I realized I’m the quarterback of our team, and maybe of this company.” - Chris Berman

Poetry sucks.

Real estate is tough and cyber is very big.

When you’re CEO you ‘consult on issues.’ Registering is for the lower-tiered people.

I’m not sure there’s a more sympathetic ear for a group of people unwilling to pay those in a weaker bargaining position for work they’ve done than Donald Trump.

In terms of respectable organizations, the NCAA ranks slightly above ISIS and slightly below the Trump administration.

Aw, I was expecting a little more. More fun when it’s dudes with popped collars.

Not to worry folks, Darren Rovell has the real scoop tonight:

This game raises some serious questions about God. Maybe if He didn’t spend so much time paying attention to college football, He might’ve realized that while He was helping Clemson win a national title, Donald Trump was elected president and a dickload of people died of war, famine, and disease.

This is clearly Lane Kiffin’s fault.

It’s nice seeing Nick Saban marginally sadder than usual instead of marginally happier than usual.

Well, Bob, I wouldn’t say he’s MISSING the Knicks game.

The rest of the Knicks showed their solidarity with D Rose by also failing to show up for the game.

What makes that worth it? Is it the stuff you can buy with the salary that comes with it? I’m genuinely interested because my time spent with my boys is far more valuable than a paycheck.

And the moment I wrote, I realized that Houston was seeded lower than Pittsburg, which would mean that Houston might instead be playing NE. So they might actually instead relive a painful memory from earlier this season.

All the more reason he deserves MVP cred. An mvp’s team should be debilitated without him.

He ran into a laundry list of problems

You never even mentioned Megyn Kelly going to NBC. There are layers to this, my friend. We’re through the looking glass now.