It’s a civil case so he’s not going to jail. But I take comfort in the fact that I see no way he isn’t arrested or impeached in the next 2-4 years. Then I freak out b/c Pres Pence.

how they’ve treated

Two things.

Here’s looking forward to eliminating: FDA, EPA, USDA, SEC, FTC, FCC, FAA, NASA, NIH, Department of Education, support for PBS, non-retirement Social Security. All are better handled by private organizations. Like Trump University.

It’s an unedited copy of the closed captioning. We’ll get a cleaned up version, I’m sure, but in the meantime, these aren’t Deadspin’s errors. They’re the closed captioner’s errors. I mean, except for the parts that aren’t sentences and/or don’t make sense, that’s all Donald.

Yeah, no change.

As a Hoosier, let me extend my sympathies to the rest of the country. Co-President* Pence is even worse than you’re thinking. I feel especially bad for women and LGBTQs. You guys are in for a hell of a ride.

As a middle age, middle class white guy, I am horrified by tonight’s events. Not surprised because I am aware of how truly ignorant the average American is on how government actually functions (“I will upend the ‘establishment’ by voting in all incumbents! That will show that do nothing Congress!”). Having said…

On the bright side, political satire is going to be fucking brilliant until he bans it.

This is not the outcome I wanted, but it is the outcome we have reached. That is how democracy works.

Its the thing they put kfc’s in

It’s ridiculous that’s he’s blaming disunity. Look at the fucking GOP right now. They can’t stand Trump either. What ruined Hillary was the appearance of elitism, and Trump’s apparent lack of it. A lot of people got fooled by it.

As an environmental scientist i guess its time to throw in the towel for any hope of a career

“Haven’t you fools learned from our mistakes?”

“Haven’t you fools learned from our mistakes?”

Our big, fascist boy is back—and just in time.

Don’t make me thank Kellyanne Conway for this blessing..

It’s amazing how many people seem to think that they, specifically, are noteworthy for having misgivings about both candidates in a presidential election. As if most people haven’t felt that way in most elections for all of time. Especially since most people in this country, prior to the past 8 years or so, haven’t…

I got halfway through the Deadspin version (and I usually like them!) before my eyes rolled out of my head and across the floor so I couldn’t read anymore.

Alex Pareene’s self-important explanation for why he may or may not deem voting in a presidential election worthy of his time was the single worst thing I have read this election season.