That’s not a hot take. It is a reasonable take. “Hot take” =\= “take I disagree with.” The Pats are hateable, and glowing support of a monster is a perfectly good reason to hate them more.

If Trump had read it off a Microsoft Surface tablet, then we would have known it was fake.

I didn’t really need another reason to hate him, but I’ll take it.

As a Pats’ fan, I hate that anyone on the New England Patriots might support this hate-fueled, orange demagogue, but then I remember that most owners and coaches of sports franchises are horrible, horrible assholes. Except you, Cuban. You’re all right.

Yet another reason to despise the New England Scoundrels

Late tomorrow Trump is going to deny he said any of this, and will insist he was never a candidate for President and he’ll call Mike Pence a loser.

“You have dealt with an unbelievable slanted and negative media and have come out beautifully” sounds 0% like something Bill Belichick would say, and 100% like something Donald Trump would say while reading a blank page he is pretending is a letter from Bill Belichick.

He did nothing but practice against other college players while in Cleveland.

“This is what 2 ypc looks like” is a pretty good way to help a defense visualize a positive outcome.

...can he do that? There’s no rule that says “oh by the way you can only practice against other college football players”?

So I HOPE this was unintentional, but those haircuts are currently the style among white nationalists:

Why do you hate the sun?

Holy Shit. I am torn because my priorities are drinking brews with the bros, eating snack food, and watching football, but I also want the Redskins to change their name. Does she just want to have the name changed? Or is she trying to ruin my boozing, chips, bros, and redzone Sundays?

So much depends upon a Redskins wheelbarrow.

The worst thing about a Mazel Tov cocktail is having to light all nine fuses before throwing it.

Don’t you mean A Tribe Called Kvetch?

THEY YANKED THE BABY ACCOUNT FROM THE WOMB HIS TINY HANDS

This is essentially like pulling out when she is 37 weeks pregnant. It’s a tad too late.

As he glowered at the larger plane

Crazy theory