I neither doubt this nor need any further details.

You are obviously a plant by the reciept tape ppl!

Oh, honey. Nurses are very busy and stressed and it’s not uncommon for them to hand you the wrong baby.

Of all the Clinton conspiracy theories, I’ve never understood how this one is even supposed to reflect poorly on her. Huma Abedin is very attractive and much younger than Clinton. I’d be pretty damn impressed.

Balls

Nothing will surprise me after a train trip in Ireland, overhearing a couple of central Florida ladies explain to a bemused local all the evidence that Barack is instituting martial law so he can be the last president of the US, but Michelle is actually the one running the country, and by the way, Michelle is a man.…

Was gonna say they both traded up bigly.

I work at a high school and one of the aides who is YouTube educated said Obama is not going to give up his presidency. Also, snapchat filters, drivers licenses are all used for facial recognition by the government to own us.

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Sorry Ashley. If this had been overheard in a CVS, I would have believed it. Walgreens is notorious for false flag election gossip.

One day we’ll live in a utopia where rich male and female, black and white people will all get an equal opportunity to shit all over the poor together. The productivity will be amazing.

Nice to see Huma has finally sworn off Weiner for good.

Usually if you are white, you are supposed to chortle uncomfortably, if you are slapping your knee and yelling “That’s what them niggers(with the r)/spics/dagos/Welshmen are always like”, then that is inappropriate.

I was at Penn at the same time as Melker. Donnie was indeed a sad sack of a human being who peed everywhere and assaulted everyone. He belonged to the most rape-y of rape-y fraternities and comfortably communicated with his asshat brothers in the misogynist language of his father and...he just sucked. He really did…

“Donald wasn’t really interested in the children until he could talk business with them”

Hell yeah. I’ve been waiting for some “YEAH JEETS”-esque stories about these shit buckets.

To be fair, it was a different era. In 1998, urinating in other people’s beds wasn’t as big of a deal as it is today.

My wife keeps trying to ban my consumption of Ben & Jerry’s in bed just because ONE TIME she woke up with her hand in a puddle of Chubby Hubby. Even though it was 1 out of 250 times, I began to understand the difference between “statistically insignificant” and “real life” in fairly short order.

I want you to go to bed tonight thinking about this guy, and how pretty he is, and how good he is, because all these backs are the same. They’re all pretty, and they’re all special...
it was mostly tongue in cheek... The only point was that Zeke hasn’t been popped yet

Norv: The most wins ever by an NFL coach with a losing record!