The thing is, though, it could also be hilariously Indians ...

Losing in 7 could be hilariously cubs tho

The curse of Lebron’s 3-1 mockeries appears to be stronger than the curse of the Billy Goat so far. Still early...

Why do both the Trump sons pucker their mouths up to resemble assholes when attempting to look serious and/or dignified?

Well, you can’t spell “Jeurys Familia, NYM” without “injures my family.”

Sounds like the Jeurys still out for the Mets on this.

I’m gonna say John Hinckley Jr.

That’s a lie and you know it. He tried to do that with Jason Taylor and we all remember how that turned out.

Grossman could have done the same pass off a defender’s helmet.

The waiter at Olive Garden to refill his basket of endless breadsticks.

“Are the Jets aware...”

Then explain the extra “t,” pal.

Revis archipelago

Why the hell are the Jets using Revis in single-coverage against the opponents’ best receiver? That wasn’t the way he was used in New England: he was used to single-cover the opponents’ second-best guy (which he could do very well) while they rolled double-coverage on the opposing number 1 receiver.

the AFC East’s three other fanbases to not really feel much of anything

This is easy to explain. Jamie Collins will “play” for the Browns but will actually be a sleeper agent sent to Cleveland to scout the Cowboys next week and then flame out spectacularly after he sexually assaults Josh McCown (with Joe Haden) while Gary Barnidge watches in a gay cuck three-way gone wrong. Then he and…

They were trading with the Browns. That’s how you can see that they won.

Trebek: “A Cleveland esteemer.”

Final straw? Over what? Not winning Super Bowls? Long periods of losing seasons throughout his career? All the times Belichik has botched trades?

Jamie Collins: I don’t really care for Bon Jovi, to be honest.