Her name is Melania, don’t be rude.

I really like both this podcast, and Patrick’s MMA coverage, particularly his views on the women’s side of the sport. If there’s a new or newsworthy female fighter out there, he makes sure that he Caesar.

Liberal academic elites, with their PhDs and whatnot. Just Gauling.

Results may vary.

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One day, when I am remembering some football guys, I will remember Arian Foster. He was a good football guy.

It isn’t a beautiful thing, but it would legitimize a lot of single issue weirdoes. Communists and Nationalists would definitely get seats at the table. As would weird single issue votes like guns, religion, animal rights, etc.

The two party system is a beautiful thing. Tell me how much you like extra parties when they New Trump Populist party wins with 37% support.

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

why don’t some of the employees that won millions help chip in?

Man as Dolphins fan I’m enjoying this but expecting the inevitable kick to the nuts.

Well fuck, do I root for the team with the out-of-touch, malignantly racist mascot, or do I root for the assholes?

so, “is a cubs fan”

Hat tip to any dong this big that’s managed to last for more than four hours.

The websites that were unharmed by this outage are mostly filled with giant dongs, so there’s some nice symmetry here.

“Just the tip!”

Holy shit a Goon Squad? The NFL has a GOON SQUAD doing its dirty work?????

Fixed that for you

Sources* have confirmed Lacy is fat again

Maybe if you guys didn’t have that pizza stone in your deals section, Eddie would be at his lower playing weight.