You do wanna be a pro don’t you? Or do you wanna be a casual all your life?

I hope this doesn’t sully the pristine relationship between the tech industry and journalism.

So they cut out a useless middleman. Sounds like good business to me.

Tech bloggers getting fucked? There’s a first time for everything!

Stealing from the rich to give to the po’boys.

You’re my gyro

Sounds like he thought he was Reuben Hood.

#ItTakesAPillage

#FeedDaBears is stupid. Should have been either #BearDown or #DaBears.

Especially when they could have have him merc’d the good ole fashion way.

“Good. Now I can start going to the games again and sit in my upper deck seat.” - G*dd*mn Jupiter

Once shots were fired, however, the station quickly cut to Rudy Giuliani at a conference.

No, he’s smart. A real leader. A hard worker.

So you are saying he is scrappy.

They’re gonna be really scary this year, you guys.

Holy shit! The Jaguars play lacrosse now?!

“No cheating!”

You see, your problem is you forgot to bring any wit or punchline to your “joke”.

6 years old. Immense pain from a broken bone. Better fucking walk you weak little bitch.....

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