She was Ann Coulter when Ann Coulter was just a little boy.

“Your job’s a joke, you’re broke”

I figure this gets solved before Nebraska’s first conference loss.

Do the Cardinals have a bunch of games left vs the Braves?

Brigham Hung

TouchdownsOutForHarambe?

+2 awkwardly bent thumbs up

Equally important: Drew Magary, USC quarterback.

Fresno State declined the penalty, too.

Missed the perfect opportunity to snap it to the upback for the nastiest trick play of all time!

That’s some pretty good Steelers cosplay.

“Trading a first round pick doesn’t really matter, because if we win the superbowl it’ll be #32 anyway.”

The Browns are in “Win? Now?” mode.

Learn your routes, Sam.

Extreme suspension of disbelief that the Browns would be in “win now” mode.

Are we not diluting what it means to be blonde? Does dying one’s hair really make them a blonde? I can sleep with Roger Ailes but does that alone make me a Fox news reporter?

Being white makes you an expert on everything. Being white is the fucking tits.

I’m pretty certain they’ve also had Craig James, who killed five hookers while at SMU, on that network as well.

“How dare you sit there and blame white people for the problems of the minority communities. After all, aren’t you half white? Didn’t two white parents adopt you, after yours weren’t willing to raise you?!”

Because when you want hard-hitting perspective about how the world really works, you go to a 24 year old blond who's putting together an audition reel for a sweet FoxNews gig.