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a few years ago I mocked up what I thought would be the perfect Tebow logo and on-field cleat.

Throwing a football? No.

If I were a scout, this is how I’d feel:

“Look, I don’t mind you coming here and wasting all my time. Because when you’re standing oh so near...I kind of lose my mind, yeah. It’s not the cross that you bear, nor is it the wounded ducks you throw in the air.

I dunno, your personal brand has been fading. If me being here

Baseball is no place for pretty choir boys.

A new saying I was telling my kids just yesterday:

You trying to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?

You don’t have to explain why it is basically decent; I said that, I acknowledge that. Not criticizing this guy in the least. I’m merely pointing out that we’re at a point where basic decency from these presumably adult celebrity athletes is remarkable enough to warrant this attention.

Adidas overpaid to reach Tebow’s core audience segments. Sportswriters don’t wear sneakers and Trump supporters don’t exercise.

I don’t think this necessarily offers hope for humanity, but I wouldn’t say it’s just basic decency for a guy who went to the school expecting to be fawned over by excited kids to instead sit down with a lonely, awkward boy who probably didn’t even know who he was.

Two reasons to Do the Right Thing: 1) It’s the right thing; 2) Others can be inspired to do right things.

“This is one day I didn’t have to worry if my sweet boy ate lunch alone.”

Great. Now I want to go to McDonalds.

They did- they’re called Capri Sun, and when they finished they blew air through the straw and sent the little empty packets flying across the room. DUH

How many times do they have to tell you they don’t start serving lunch until 10:15? Your fault at this point imo

In SEC circles this is referred to as “Recruiting an Academic Eligibility Buddy”

Are we sure Travis Rudolph goes to Florida State? Florida State? Florida State? Bobby Bowden, Deion Sanders, Jameis Winston, etc? Tomahawk Chop, crab legs, sexual assault, etc? Are you sure? Is he sure?

“This your pizza?”

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Marine here again. I can’t stand how conflated “the flag” has become with “the military.” I also can’t stand the knee-jerk “patriots” whose default position toward the military is genuflection, and anyone who fails to bend the knee is shunned. These are not the hallmarks of a free society.

Non-American here, not really getting all this noise, I was under the impression that the purpose of your military was to protect the interests of the country abroad and (when required) defend the country and constitution from attack. If that is accurate, then does the military not EXIST to protect the right to free