Peña needs to smack him.

Great!

Yo Smoke, it's like quicksand, stop before you go all the way under. And you killed that guy.

ARRESTING OFFICER: Names?

Hey, committing to the six-year tenure of the job he’s applying for is a tall order, so it might be out of Marco’s reach. Unless he had a stepstool.

Isn’t the act of running for the Senate at least ostensibly committing to serving the entire term?

“No one can make that commitment.”

As an IT Manager and former Sys Admin, we really don’t want to monitor you. In fact, many IT folk don’t even care what you are doing on your computer (as long as you’re not hogging all the bandwidth or resources and making our lives harder). But when your Manager or someone from HR tells us to monitor you because you…

I find I need three African proverbs just to get out of bed in the morning. Don’t you just find they’re so much more vital and organic than those white-bread American proverbs? I just feel like African proverbs are more nourishing for my soul.

I deleted my social media accounts years ago and now my life is so much better than everyone I know. It freed up a vast space in mind and body to contemplate my existence rather getting distracted by my friends and family’s consumer-driven performative experiences.

Yeah, this is everyone I knew in grad school 10 years ago. The references were different, but the pretension was the same. It was maybe even me a tiny little bit sometimes, god help me.

Oh, have you ever seen the Wire? It’ll really open your eyes

Speak your mind, even if your voice shakes. This is so brave, Kelly.

I totally understand what you mean. I’m the kind of person who listens to NPR instead of Top 40, you know?

MAH GAWD! MAH GAWD! THAT’S... THAT’S CHRISTIAN PONDER’S MUSIC!

I submit that Nascar has a troll race. Prius’s only, driven by multi-racial people all along the gender spectrum with EU flags instead of American ones.

DONT WORRY FELLAS I GOT THIS

Vinny Testaverde?

On the plus side, butt fumble is on the block:

Somebody better check on Drew.