Can’t

Neil Everett chose the wrong day to show up baked at work.

Better yet, let’s just retire God Bless America from baseball games entirely. I think many teams already have, except on holidays.

“Liberals: “Conservatives are nuts, liberals would never repress anyone’s free speech.”

Speaking as a veteran, this whole thing has fuck-all to do with veterans, and the people saying we’re being somehow “disrespected” by Kaepernick’s actions are full of shit.

Conservatives: “This country is so PC no one can speak their mind!”

“I’m against protesting, but I don’t know how to show it.”

This is no joke. Do not go motorboating.

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First off, Smoke didn’t kill anyone in the Mobil Coca-Cola Bass Pro Shops Jimmy John’s Chevy so get that right out of your head and stop blaspheming. It was a sprint car so it doesn't count.

Still finding it hard to punt Coach?

If you buy a product and can’t get it to run within 14 days of buying it, you should really return it well before then, then buy it when you see it’s working (if you really really need to).

Regardless of the whole controversy regarding the game’s advertising, nobody should get a refund beyond the normal refund policy.

Got NMS launch day, couldn’t launch it, did some reading, waited a day, did some more reading, still couldn’t launch it, talked to some people who played it, happily refunded the game on Steam no hassles.

He may not be able to catch a cold, but I’ll bet a dollar Jerramy Stevens could sexually assault one if given the chance. HE’D FIND A WAY. #NeverQuit

I was reading Sports Illustrated’s clock management piece this week and it reminded me that the Seahawks burned two timeouts on that final drive with the clock not even running because this fucking offense still takes an average of 3 hours to get plays called in and to line up properly. This also fully justified the…

It’s the best, one of the few things I miss about the West Coast. You wake up, have some eggs and hash browns, and watch football all day. Then at night, you drink a ton of water, smoke a little bit to unwind, and you can actually go to bed at a decent hour.

Wasn’t there some pixar/disney deal that was supposed to bring star wars to Netflix in September?

+1 kicksix

The ol’ Mike Tomlin special