Ear-to-ear grin from this one, so thanks.

“libertarian shitheads who abhor entitlement programs but work 9-to-5 for defense contractors”

So what the hell happens to the NFL’s announcer consistency when MNF must have a new play-by-play guy this season? They don't want a guy on the air on TNF who viewers already know and associate with the NFL? This makes no sense.

I had mine sign up for a master’s program. It’s going to cost, but can you put a price on platinum trophies?

A few suggestions from someone who’s lost 60 and kept it off:

Legitimately confused by the comment about the White River and the canal. The White River has basically nothing built along it and most everyone pretends it’s not there (you'd expect maybe some riverfront restaurants or a casino but there's none of that). There is, separately, a man-made canal on the periphery of…

Sounds like you worked with The Wrong Kind of People, and maybe in Plainfield. Most (not all) of the suburb dwellers would point you to Panera, but if you were remotely close to downtown or Broad Ripple there is no excuse for this.

Came here expecting a master troll job and an image of a MGS pachinko machine. Am disappointed by an actual video game.

Not to mention she’ll be included in the starter pack. Some of the level designs obviously assume that you don't have a flying character right off the bat, thereby enticing you to buy one. Including such a powerful character in the starter pack would seem to lessen the need for more purchases. Very weird choice.

Why are you down here in the grays with the common folk?

I can’t get over the first image, in which Internet Tough Guy tells Small Time Blogger to “seriously reconsider your life choices.”

Hoping we get to the “soul” of the movie through the characters. I know Episode VII was a completely separate effort, but I expect the Rogue One characters will be just as engaging, which should add the depth lacking in a trailer.

If these are your continuity expectations, you might want to skip the movie altogether.

I always assumed most people let out a smattering of guttural noises followed by “well...”

interesting!

I fell for this once. “Oh, I’ll have the ‘Ghost Bees’ please.” Was my last beer of the night.

I ain’t fraid of no Cryptosporidiosis.

I'm giggling at work. Thanks.

I watched it for you. It’s full-on Theismann.

He wasn't my friend - I worked for that company. I quit a few months ago and have a higher paying job where I'm much happier.