Interview meals are dangerous. Sounds like you made the right play for your situation. A company I used to work for took a candidate to lunch the day he accepted the offer, and he ordered a beer. After the lunch he was notified the offer had been rescinded.

How exactly do you know that my wife’s new boss is having a party tomorrow that will include people that I have worked with and others I don't know? And are you sure I shouldn’t have my usual six drinks?

Anyone else find this whole thing incredibly sad? There are videos of these people pretending to have rare Pokemon (and video of people pretending they can play Pokemon in their Teslas, and so on). What is going on in their lives that they need this attention? All the effort spent to try to fool people into... What?…

I'm not from Ohio. But this being the second post that took a shot at Ohio, I was wondering what the hell Ohio did to offend the author.

Can't star twice but would.

He’s very good.

None of those 39 is a Metroid game, and that’s my biggest gripe with owning a Wii U. I can accept the abandonment by third parties and the sporadic release schedule. I can’t accept that one of the best franchises got shelved for the entire cycle.

/dead

I’m terrible with math, but there’s got to be a formula for the relationship between extra yards walked off on an out-of-bounds punt and punting team fan rage increasing exponentially. Rage squared per yard added or some such.

My workplace is within walking distance of a long, man made canal, specifically designed for pedestrians. It's a veritable hotbed for water Pokemon. I've got tons of these useless fish. Thank you for giving me a goal.

In all sincerity, what would you have Niantic change?

This is delightful.

Delightful.

Edit!

How you gonna set me up for the funny and then go all intelligent on me like that?

Two months into last season, we were all sitting around waiting for the unstoppable Warriors to cruise to the title. How’d that turn out?

This may not even matter, but Schefter is one of the guys paid to get the news and report it, not one of the guys paid to comment. That probably frames his approach to the topic. He is fine telling us that Denver’s front office failed to use the fax machine by 4pm, but wouldn’t dream of telling us that they’re fucking…

I found this piece informative and enlightening. Sometimes you guys don't suck.

When the NFL and NFLPA agreed to the slotted draft system, the players basically endorsed shafting rookies from a financial standpoint. Has the NBA players’ union shown any inclination to do anything differently? It’s easy to slack on representation of a group that doesn’t have a seat at the table and turns over every…

There’s not really a good answer. When groups of friends start having kids, someone’s gotta go first, and someone’s gotta go last (or not at all). If the majority goes early, it sucks being in the minority. The majority will experience the milestones of parenting first, and will learn to manage by spending time with…