I watched specifically because of this article. I was kind of disappointed. Couldn't make out most of the chants, and the ones I could seemed pretty uninspired. "John Cena Sucks?" Not exactly biting, although it did seem unnecessarily mean spirited. The guy didn't seem to warrant that. Was surprised to see Goldust…

It's not just Zelda games...

Get it out of the gray!

The post was 600 words of cryptic self-congratulation and contextless speculation.

It's obvious she's bitter that the story can't be proven fake. I wanted to post that myself but I'd be written off due to the avatar. This has the same tone as one of those Florio pieces where he's been proven wrong but he doesn't want to admit it so he creates a cloud of suspicion to save his own ass.

How did you not see this coming? All of these DeNA games are like this. Their previous Transformers game was EXACTLY like this and I know you must have played it.

I remember doing a lot of stupid stuff as a 15 year old, but I do not recall a single time in my life when I thought it would be a good idea to jam a broomstick up another person's ass. Last night I saw some of the security camera video from the Vanderbilt rape case and I thought the same thing about that - I've never…

I can only see this with an upside of mediocre and a downside of complete disaster. A family-friendly take on Game of Thrones? Zelda is by nature a very violent series with cartoonish whimsy where the blood and guts should be. How do we translate that to live action on a Netflix budget and not have it look like a…

Nacho cheese is liquid cheddar-like cheese product typically dispensed from a pump, or sold in a jar. Any other claim is ludicrous.

This is exactly why EA wants to let you start for free. There are people prone to addiction who will foolishly pay more than whatever they would charge for the game up front. EA wants to find the people who will pay more than $60 for a game and see how far they can take it.

I notice that the Editorial Board forgot to file this to This Is So Stupid.

It's either a red flag or a solicitation of Jason Garrett.

Primed for disappointment now. After several games and a few scribbled cocktail napkins, the Darkness will emerge as an unsatisfying last-minute star child and you will have already spent your $60.

Someone is still pissed about getting *Malibu* Barbie.

it also has time travel, and historical accuracy

This is delightful.

What a bunch of assholes. And they stopped for 500GB of lifetime storage? OK, maybe I've been drinking, but their standards are incredibly low. Should have offered them a medium cheese pizza first. Someone call their mothers.

I vividly remember beating the last secret stage on that game and hoping something cool would unlock in the hub. Then nothing happened and i regretted expending the effort. Some of those levels were not particularly fun. It's been a long time but I remember hating the camera.

Because you didn't read to the end of the article ;)

Oh I love this.