Microsoft, because of your past behavior, you can't my business. Something has gone terribly wrong for some reason.

Yes, it gets way too hot. It's hot like molten lava and prone to combustion. I've gone through three living rooms and a wife already. Never buy one.

Yeah it wasn't as bad as I remembered it.

Remember that Walmart video from a couple years back where new release games were marked down for Black Friday? The employees put the pallets in the middle of the floor and the customers destroyed them. It was carnage. If they're holding new consoles for Friday... ugh.

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If I had a decent gaming PC, I would absolutely get a Wii U as my only console.

Michael Pachter acts out his Wii U sales projections.

I'm finally wanting a Wii U, but I fear that I will buy one and immediately have awful buyer's remorse when I see the visuals in person. We've been stuck on the 360/PS3 generation for 7 years, and the Wii U will be current for at least another 4 years. The hardware just seems so outdated already.

Mine is good. I like it. I enjoy the games and the online experience. And the apps and the second screen capabilities. The exclusives were pretty meh.

I bought one of the official Nintendo cleaning kits once, being young and not knowing exactly what was in the box. It was effectively cotton swabs and rubbing alcohol, but it was all Nintendo quality - customized plastic sticks and removable cleaning pads. They did an outstanding job of making me think their $15 kit…

These don't quite reach banner status because not as many people are affected. The percentage of shafted customers on the SimCity launch was about 99.99%.

Of course this is happening. No one is adjusting their tracking!

Multiple sources say it's a LiteOn drive. Take that for whatever you think of LiteOn.

Buy the cleaning kit.

Headline is fair. That should quiet some noise (but it won't).

Meanwhile, Ryse arrived via USPS Flat Rate. If it fits, it ships!

I'm going with advertisement here.

Ugh, I would have bought that PS4 bundle had I not just bought Flower. Curses!

This issue should definitely be resolved via software fix, but I'm honestly a little puzzled as to why it wasn't ironed out long ago. Same goes for not being able to mute one of the snap windows. Maybe the emphasis just isn't on audio.

Bow down and buy Ryse.