This is all white people’s fault. Fucking racist ass white people turned chicongo into a violent hellhole.

“Eating Booty With Your Eyes Open” was the working title of Zootopia.

Gather ‘round, friends. It’s time for Drew’s Annual Suicide Note.

Yikes. Good thing these preseason injuries don’t count!

The IOC warned us about this days ago: https://www.olympic.org/news/rio-2016-…

1:33 - Tried a third time, this time destroying the giant mushroom before launching my thrusters. Ship took off without a problem. Jason 1, Mushrooms 0.

That is a truly awful shirt and you should be embarrassed to own it. Good grief.

you forgot to mention the fact that the next update will contain base building and owning large freighters

Careful, Jason, some fan might not like these changes and decide its your fault.

GOD: Hi, Jerry?!

The new field is not at all like Baltimore because it lets a bunch of black guys walk all over it and only hurts a couple of them

If our track team drinks this will it give them the runs?

There’s still time to cancel. I don’t see any reason not to cancel.

Ah, so this is what they meant when they said Draymond was “undersized” for his position.

Gary Anderson tried to catch a flight to say goodbye, but he missed it.

Having Tweeted, Schefter offered his condolences to the Green family by coming out of the bush outside the hospital room window and saying he was sorry for their loss.

As my dad used to say "I see why some animals eat their young."