“If that baseball was instead a man, he’d be charged with attempted murder.”

Yeah, more like Garappolo would be signed somewhere else to some ridiculous deal he could never live up to.

Reached for comment, Schiano said looking away from a fucking horrible atrocity helped prepared him for coaching the Bucs.

When reached by Kotaku, the Ford dealership said they didn’t know what we were talking about.

“HOLD ONTO YOUR BAT”

But will Norman Reedus be naked the entire time? This is important.

There’s a very important plot reason why Reedus isn’t wearing clothes, and it will bring tears to your eyes.

Rekt.

Take a breather, Matt Stafford.

I was there. You aren’t funny. Fuck you.

The moment he enrolls at Miami is good enough for me

Fuck off

Did someone take his hot dog?

Don’t worry, in 20 years he won’t remember it.

I wonder if they will give Roethlisberger a pass on going into women’s restrooms to rape the shit out of them. Or does that only apply in Georgia.

A racist, a cheater, a misogynist, and a douchebag walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Sorry, Mr. Trump, we’re closed.”

A deflator, a rapist, and a fraud. They represent the GOP well.

Awesome article Patrick... I know two games that burned me from their E3 presentations were Bioshock Infinite and Watch Dogs. I have never regretted a purchase as badly as I did those two games.

May as well tell mine. Sophomore year I had a girlfriend who was cool enough. Anyways I lived right next to campus so friends and girlfriends would pop in between classes daily. Well I'm going to town to some porn and my girlfriend swings the door open, there was no denying what happened. She immediately is like…