Letting these people feel ignored is what made all this shit possible.

It doesn’t matter if Oz was wrong. Gyles is an insufferable twat.

If it does, it’s the boiling water dissolving the soap glop that held the clog together. The baking soda/vinegar reaction does absolutely nothing - the two essentially cancel out any chemical action either alone might give you, and the reaction itself just farts out gas from above the clog.

Being mindful of the present moment is the point - whatever your focus might be.

Deviled ham spread is vile, disgusting, white-trash garbage food.

“I don’t think it’s time for them to have a voice right now” is a clear-eyed statement about the conundrum our culture seems to have about whether artists who are accused of abuse or misconduct should be quieted.

“to cut with their non-dominant hand or sacrifice the quality of their bite by sawing through their steak with the dull edge of their knife.”

Indigenous cultures that got colonized by Catholic countries commonly just put a papish facade on top of their existing religions. “Hiding under Mary’s skirts” was a way to not piss off your existing deities while still keeping your head attached to your neck.

I suppose if “versatile” means tasting vile no matter what else you are eating...

They leak. The machines are a bitch to maintain. It doesn’t do jack for the actual experience of drinking a beer.

...the statue of limitations.

1. It has to be funded. This will not happen.

You can buy blue lobsters all day long around here. They seem to be bought as pets.

My freezer is a dead banana horror show. I could fill a dump truck with the banana bread it could make. Someday.

“The Democrats are the only people who could fall into a barrel of titties and come out sucking their thumbs.” - Will Durst

Stanford law professor Michelle Dauber, who led the campaign to recall Persky

Angelina Jolie has enough fucking money to keep her kids shielded from reality for the rest of their sniveling privileged lives. This is bullshit.

...no intimacy with anyone—it must be purely sexual/physical.

People enjoy feeling useful, not used.

If your name is attached, it’s not philanthropy, it’s publicity.