Once again some science twunt decides to interpret his data and pretend he isn’t just making shit up. If eating people was in addition to other critters, and not instead of them, these arguments break down pretty fast. Also, it’s probably easier to hunt someone who trusts you and sleeps close to your house, or someone…

I guess you didn’t get the memo, but sarcasm is dead.

Instamicrogram. Don’t overdo it.

when noting sliting each others’ throats

that the moment Bocelli saw Katharine McPhee

They couldn’t get the rights for the chuckling dog.

I don’t understand this. Nicki Minaj IS an off-brand Muppet rapper.

...an 81-year-old unsighted man...

The church is a conglomeration of people and history. It does not rape.

...objects they’ve been pre-programmed to handle...

So rape jokes are still okay here as long as they are prison rape jokes?

India has been independent for 70 years. It might be time to accept that these “colonial” laws belong to them, and it’s their fault for keeping them for so long.

Tasers are supposed to be an alternative to lethal force. Which means you DON’T FUCKING USE IT UNLESS LETHAL FORCE IS CALLED FOR and then when you do the follow-up should be exactly the same.

They are trying VERY hard to make the world less civil by simply ignoring human decency.

Because vodka is not made from mead.

As long as they keep the Best Unpopular Film award I’m okay with it.

As if Amazon has extra staff idly laying about...

You are pretending that we can negotiate the terms of those contracts. We cannot. This is bullshit. Net neutrality WAS implemented, remember?

Sorry, but the Pin-Dicked Weaselhead is native to almost every country.

Bail is supposed to be a guarantee of your return to court, not a measure of how much your ALLEGED crimes offend the locals.