I guess you didn’t get the memo, but sarcasm is dead.

Instamicrogram. Don’t overdo it.

that the moment Bocelli saw Katharine McPhee

They couldn’t get the rights for the chuckling dog.

I don’t understand this. Nicki Minaj IS an off-brand Muppet rapper.

...an 81-year-old unsighted man...

So rape jokes are still okay here as long as they are prison rape jokes?

India has been independent for 70 years. It might be time to accept that these “colonial” laws belong to them, and it’s their fault for keeping them for so long.

Tasers are supposed to be an alternative to lethal force. Which means you DON’T FUCKING USE IT UNLESS LETHAL FORCE IS CALLED FOR and then when you do the follow-up should be exactly the same.

They are trying VERY hard to make the world less civil by simply ignoring human decency.

Because vodka is not made from mead.

As long as they keep the Best Unpopular Film award I’m okay with it.

Bail is supposed to be a guarantee of your return to court, not a measure of how much your ALLEGED crimes offend the locals.

You can love a dog and still hate his fleas...

Potato chips and cookies, on the other hand, are an ongoing struggle...

Fuck child. Not love child. This is Trump - love had nothing to do with it.

Update: the investigation is over, and Noah Levine has been removed from his positions of authority and can no longer teach at ATS.

The reason this is weird is this: when I was in high school with my whole life ahead of me, The Eagles were charting, Washington was reeling from multiple scandals, and Jerry Brown was governor.

Pop culture has is a taint

Sous vide @157 degrees for 30 hours = perfect pork shoulder. Not grey, nice pale pinkiness.