Fifty-three percent of white women in the U.S. voted for Donald Trump

But a fupa attached to Beyonce is, if only by acquaintance, more perfect than any mere mortal’s sixpack could ever be. I think it is almost cruel for her to not acknowledge how much her Beyoncenity changes things.

So why the hullabaloo?

...prominent civil rights attorney John Burris...

...to overcome people’s base credulity toward the concept.

Once a whore, always a whore.

Apparently you didn’t get the memo - sarcasm is at least temporarily dead.

Charlotte Rai

fuck up the ocean and the animals that live in it.

I’m only here to add to the not-total-assholes score here, and I am grateful to you for taking the (very obvious) risk of telling your story.

Stop quoting Tom Petty songs.

...an anti-anxiety medication may help...

You don’t have a baculum. Only things without thumbs have a baculum.

Al little bit of mindfulness gives you a little bit of happiness, more mindfulness gives you more happiness, and full mindfulness gives you full happiness - Ajahn Chah (where most Vipassana in the west comes from), paraphrased

So nice to know that all the real problems have been fixed so we can deal with this pile of nothing.

So YOU wrote that invitation on the stall door?

I am consistently amazed at how dense people can be. Insults are supposed to insult the person they are aimed at. Both Trumpie and Pootie would be horrified to think anybody thought they were gay. It’s a deliberate mislabeling, and it’s deliberate disrespect BECAUSE it is a deliberate mislabeling. Plimpton is simply…

Amber Heard punched him “twice in the face” while the two were married.

Some sharks stay tiny.

Home made brownies are better IF they come from my home, but Whore Foods dark chocolate brownies are an adequate substitution when they have them and when they aren’t too thin, but they’re only good when frozen. Mine are scientific culinary masterpieces, mooshing together 20 years of experimentation + ATK’s recipe +…