Van Morrison did that and got away with it.

I hear they cancelled Jeffy...

Let’s try the show without her. Stranger things have happened. She died, Dan didn’t, Becky finally deals with her multiple personalities, Darlene finds a butch little girlfriend with three mixed-race baster babies (and so does Bev), Jackie gets a steady job and a guy to fuck who won’t beat her, and DJ just moves away…

Depends on where you put it.

“If there was truly ’equal justice under the law’, Harvey Weinstein would be behind bars in Rikers today, waiting for his own day in court...”

Dear Mayophobes,

WTF? If there is anything that is legitimately affected by race, it would be physical attraction. Physical differences are the only ones that differentiate one race from another, right?

What if you have an immersion circulator but don’t have a tiny, weird European oven? Does a standard crap American oven work?

Someone has to organize an RBG, Won’t You Be My Neighbor? double bill.

That’s why scissors, kitchen and otherwise, are purchased six at a time. I gave up long ago.

I’m amazed at this transformation - he “turned himself into the police...”

He used to objectify women on a tv show.

How about “when will you bastards end this pathetic minstrel show?”

MY PANTS ARE TIGHT

“Stupid story” also left out the part where Freeloader McPissypants insists he is making money from “his business” but nobody knows what it is (cough grift cough). The boy is a twat, and he tried to hide behind bullshit reading of the law - in a goddam courtroom, no less - and the judge rightfully slapped him down.

I am confused. Fried chicken IS an everlasting love. They cannot be separated.

leftover croissants

You spend your whole life leeching off of one family member, thereby driving him to an early grave, and THIS is the thanks the world gives you.

Nope. Guns are for to kill, and that’s it. Anything else is just practice for killing. If someone points a gun at you, they are not focused on NOT killing, or they are fucking idiots who should not have guns. Like you.

Like anybody would share their weed with you after that horrible comment...