“Obtain, evaluate, and communicate evidence that describes how inherited traits in a population can lead to evolution biological diversity.”

Only if people who don’t know shit about things stop posting their ignorant-ass opinions.

Tom Wolfe was a hack.

Protip: Dealing with actual customer support when your password is something like “FUCK this IDIOT c0mpany DIE you MOTHERFUCKERS DIE DIE DIE” can be uncomfortable.

If it isn’t obvious enough yet: fame is a terrible yardstick for measuring quality.

You want capers? Go have dinner at my friend Todd’s place.

That picture of you is from The Onion.

Venti is Italian for “fart.”

Real Americans only say are “extra large”

“B—ch f—-ing n—er.”

I remember how disappointing the cake was when I graduated from Scunthorpe College.

By the time you realize an earthquake is happening, it is usually over.

Elegant screaming is a rare treat on the internets of today. Thank you.

Do they work on chicken of the sea bass? Then we’d be halfway there.

I thought my cell phone plan was all-inclusive.

It’s true, but they don’t talk about it much. Different food for different “offenses” too. I like fried chicken, so I make comments carefully crafted to suggest hidden racism.

Jesus crochets, you Satanic monster.

So nobody remembers Dune?

Frouf on hat.

They don’t bring everything back. There’s still hope.