I don’t understand the question. Chocolate IS God.

AAAAAUGH I’M NOT OLD AND MY OPINIONS ARE STILL RELEVANT!!!

It’s not the size of that part of you that matters...

Except you absolutely don’t know he is a “scumbag pedophile” and you know it.

But it’s not a cop-out to insist you KNOW he is guilty?

Unless Allen didn’t do it.

Unless he didn’t.

Oh, yes. Nothing says ultimate justice like using hearsay and accusations to ruin someone. And there is nothing as progressive as a bunch of media-fueled idiots baying for blood because they heard an accusation and are terrified of looking like they support something by not condemning it loudly enough.

So why are you not mentioning that Michelle’s “portrait” is a terrible likeness?

I’ll stop hating walnuts when they stop making me puke into my lungs.

Oh, for fuck’s sake, this is ridiculous. And I have almost died at least twice from anaphylactic allergic response to food.

Andy Warhol is not the artist for the national Portrait Gallery. Period. Neither is this woman. Michelle tried. Michelle failed. End of story.

Crap portrait. Period. Maybe not as bad as The Lucy Statue, but it’s a terrible likeness. Really bad. You don’t need an art degree to see that. And using a flash-in-the-pan one trick pony artist doesn’t help at all - you took a chance, and you blew it big time.

Sorry, but you got this one wrong. It wasn’t racism.

He never actually said that Brando did these things - he said he was capable of them. The quote simply does not hold up to the whining it has created.

Sold by weight, not by volume.

The Hindu faith is notable for being the only major world religion (as far as we know) to publish an extensive guide to sexual intercourse.

No, it’s not possible, and anybody following his career would know that. He opposes the very existence of government because he is obsessed with political theory that will never, ever find its way into the real world. Government is ALL about compromise and incremental betterment, and True Believers like Paul cannot do…

Or we can take his vote and then ignore him, like Bill Clinton did to gays and Obama did to progressives.

Sarcasm is still dead. Please stop molesting it’s cold corpse.