Don’t be an idiot.

I can. There would be no upside to the corn industry. It’s not a zero sum game.

Pushy bitch is pushy bitch, regardless of her alleged intentions.

revolved around a click

I never thought I’d see that sentence again.

Shame on you for so selfishly using public infrastructure like that!

What kind of freak doesn’t know about delicious, mouthwatering watermelon slugs?

We don’t need facts anymore. The right has it’s alt-facts, and the left has accusations.

hedgehogs in London

(and an actual conviction!)

Nope. Pull Pence out of the line of suck and you get an appointed Veep.

Because “respect” for a symbol like the flag means jack shit in a country where your life expectancy depends on what the local cops think of your skin color.

Bullshit. She’s no homophobe and anybody who has actually heard her stuff knows that. And your “support” doesn’t mean shit either way.

He still thinks it’s a classy disco in NYC.

Genetically white protestant old-school republican here.

“But to me, it just means lame!”

Only Congress can declare war. Making sure that asshole can’t use the Super Duper Special Powers that Congress gave the executive when they were shitting all over themselves because terrists is a good thing. A very good thing. Even Nixon wasn’t as unhinged as Trumpie.

Why is anyone surprised that Saudi Arabia decided a woman who was completely programmable can be a citizen?

I hate to disappoint, but 94% of the people who click on your stuff do it just so they can look at that tiny little picture of you.

Get thee behind me, Satan’s tasty meat-mush!