1. Trader Joe’s makes a nice refried black bean.

No, it isn’t.

Right. Women should get to be as horrible as men. Got it.

I assume you won’t mind when people decide to judge your character based on this single post, right?

It will not last. It is a passing fancy, like everything else that gets popular press.

The problem is that there might not be a huge difference between sativas and indicas, at least genetically.

No no no, you’re thinking of kettlebelles.

Okay, I’ll take this one:

But my kettlebells are made of sugar...

The last silicone oven glove I got was crap. It stood up to high heat just fine, but it also transferred a lot of that heat to my hands.

The last silicone oven glove I got was crap. It stood up to high heat just fine, but it also transferred a lot of…

At least now it’s easier to not want to fuck him.

I made a jack-o-lantern app, but for some reason iJack never really took off.

Interest is interest. Fees for use are fees for use. You can masturbate with the numbers all you want, but they are different things.

You seem fuzzy on the concept of interest v. paying for a service.

I saw someone wanting to avoid letting Cosby take the fifth in a civil suit by making sure he had no cover.

Since when is winning an Oscar a bellwether for honesty? This could just as easily been described as one Oscar winner calling another Oscar winner a liar.

I think he means “when women were scared.”

Hope he’s in CA then. My blood can’t be transported across state lines.

Not exactly something you could work into a healthy diet every day.

Complete bullshit. “Taxpayer” is not code for anything but “the average voter” and you know it.