I do SO wish I could find that offensive. But I can’t.

As mine flies overhead, apparently.

Even newer: wait until there is more than an accusation before assuming you know there is a victim.

Your comment of the FP story about FBI surveillance is bullshit, and the FP story itself was far from whatever the hell you said it was. If you mean to be taken seriously, don’t cherry-pick and don’t only tell 1/3 of the story.

Okay, now that I’ve actually seen the video:

Not meaning to go all medieval on you or anything, but average life expectancy is nothing like what you would experience if you were a person instead of a statistical artifact.

Only a quarter?

Otherwise, yeah, it’s a big fuzzy anime sperm. One day it will disappear and then your couch will be pregnant.

Put that on a roomba and teach it to chase laser pointers and you’ve got a winner.

Service dogs in the US are governed by two sets of rules. One has fairly strict definitions, but the other one is a lot more sloppy - it basically says “SOME people are better off with a companion animal” which is sort of bullshit because EVERYBODY does better with a companion animal.

I thought the only rule was “don’t.”

Nope. If you look, you will find the exact same thing on the left. Different ways of acknowledging and dealing with them, but they are there.

John Lee Hooker would like a word with you.

Time to visit Spitting Image’s grave with a spade.

I find the riot of color in his house and his wardrobe to be offensively garish and uncouth and his “daring” in couture is abominable and I hate him for being so good at it.

Sorry, Charlie, she’s MINE.

I shall assume you meant that as a compliment.

(I know he’s not dead. I just meant that when he goes to prison, whoever turns Jason into their jailhouse bitch probably won’t allow him to get a lot of sleep. I’m trying to be nice here!)

Let’s see, you aren’t being a dick here:

Let’s see, you aren’t being a dick here:

(Never mind that we use it in everyday speech all the time.)