But abortions kill ten times as many taxpayers as guns do. Hence their priorities.

What the fuck is this guy’s problem anyway?

The following is predicated on the rebuttable presumption that a person on the internet asked that question in order to get an actual answer.

It is reasonable to assume that you don’t consume such materials, and so it follows that you know nothing about how, or if, it has changed.

You are a fucking idiot. If you oppose rational discussion of anything, you are a fucking idiot. That’s how it works.

And once again you show us how little you care for logic when you are penning your racist idiocy. The people you are accusing of ignoring these incidents are not talking about lots of people doing mob shit. They are talking about one or two people doing lots of damage WITH GUNS. Not bombs, not planes, not with 300…

I prefer to use a chalcedony salmon. Stone mullets are so 2014.

I prefer to use a chalcedony salmon. Stone mullets are so 2014.

Actually, your being a dick is a bigger issue here. Maybe it’s time for decaf?

Actually, your being a dick is a bigger issue here. Maybe it’s time for decaf?

An espresso has less caffeine than a cup of coffee.

An espresso has less caffeine than a cup of coffee.

HAGGIS!

If “vooral water” means beer, then I’ll believe it’s Belgian.

Perfect scrambled eggs? Easy:

He fled the country in 1978 on the night before he was to be sentenced...

What that sounds like: “I find this work situation to be imperfect, therefore I will do not a damn thing to make it better.”

... an aging actress...

I got a balance board for much the same reason, but a loooot less money.

I got a balance board for much the same reason, but a loooot less money.

The things about which you can file a lawsuit in this country continue to amaze me.

Nanocuisine. It’s coming. Again. But this time I’ll be ready.

Requisite disclaimer: Consuming raw or undercooked eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness. Okay, moving on!

As God is my witness, I will make this work for blueberries.