So far off it’s not even wrong...

What happened to Steve Miller, anyway? His band used to be okay...

Aren’t Aldi and Trader Joe’s owned by the same people?

God, I hate it when people pass on this kind of drivel. Obama had nothing to do with Pearl Harbor - that was OJ.

Publicity. Manson was trying to incite a race war by blaming the murders on unknown black persons. Polanski wasn’t a pariah. Sharon Tate was a pretty white girl. And pregnant. It was basically a troll-murder, done for attention and with intent to instigate chaos. The long sentences are not for the priso0ners, they are…

But my tired old eyes passed over it and said to my brain, “why does Texas use British judges, and why so many?”

Yeah, but no. Insured patients do not carry the uninsured that way:

Face paint is not empowerment.

Sexual selection is a thing, and that thing is why human boobs are so different from every other ape-boob. Pearls are tired of all the clutching.

Ohgodohgodohgod I just roasted my first cauliflower and then I ate it and I am in some weird food nirvana that has never happened before without meat or sugar. The little fiddly bits got all crunchy, it was covered in that savory caramel you get from roasting, and I actually ate a whole damn cauliflower, a vegetable I…

How brave of you to have a cutting board opinion in public.

The joys of a male doctor willing to insult you if it means you taking better care of yourself. What a fucking bastard.

(Who with any legitimate knowledge and interest in social justice in 2017, by the way, says “transgenders?”)

So selfish you are, not treating your grandmother like shit just because you don’t want to be a shitty person. Shame!

“I strive to protect her from knowing as much as possible.”

Majority of white women did not vote for trump.

So emigrate already.

Not exactly a best source.

“Distinctly unarmed”? Those bombs could have hurt somebody.

Cashews aren’t nuts. Also, not part of traditional swell-and-puke nut allergies.