Family claims of somebody native are an old thing, and rarely was anything but family folklore. Where it started, I don’t know, but it was “known” that there was native blood in my family, but a recent investigation of my genealogy showed a tree as white as any button mushroom. Yeah, parts of the family have been here…

College radio made me very aware of how I strangle my voice unless I’m doing my “radio voice” which actually sounds a lot like what’s in my head. My usual voice is whiny and nasal when I don’t pay attention.

You’re a lady MacGyver...

According to Bloomberg, the window’s design exposed patients’ names, address...

So Jewish folk now own the rights to yellow stars?

The basic idea is that good deeds yield good karma, which contributes to a more positive future, and bad deeds yield bad karma

To an American father and serviceman. Won’t have to amend anything for her to run.

Geez, stop pretending to be so thick.

I remember going to see a Sugar Cubes concert and finding like 400 people in line for a place that held about 150. I remember the bracelet lady running out of bracelets right in front of us. I remember being inordinately angry at fate for several days. I never found out about the good stuff before too many people…

A small venue in my home town was putting on a series of concerts and I wanted good tickets, so I got in line at 3AM only to find about six people ahead of me. Six that swelled to about thirty by the time they started selling, and every damn one of them was buying the maximum number of tickets allowed - obviously…

Oh, dear... repressed memories of some college friends wanting brownies but not having eggs, or butter/oil, or sugar, or chocolate, so they used mayo and Quik. Apparently these “brownioids” go well with lots of cheap tequila. I don’t remember. I don’t want to.

It’s called “poetry” and it’s beautiful.

Gen. Kelly is instilling processes...

Goop was instructed to make the changes to their marketing by August 18.

This is a President stupid enough to stare at the sun Obama.

Hopefully Louis CK IS a sex pest, and no unpleasantness will ensue!

Does everybody else then pile on you for being an idiot?

It makes your heart beat faster and irregularly while you’re under the influence, which is very bad for individuals that might be prone to heart conditions for other reasons as well.

Trump’s pre-prepared...

It’s an old joke: a conservative is a liberal who got mugged, and a liberal is a conservative who got arrested.