The Roast: spatchcocked, using chunky mirepoix as a roasting rack, usually dried in the fridge for several hours, seasoned with whatever looks good. Crispy skin, evenly cooked, and easy to disassemble for leftovers. Roasted underveggies and carcass make a quick soup base.

Is this where I tell people music from Mali is magnificent?

“Good card players!” - the Major

It should be noted that, irrespective of the similarities noted above, most things one might do to a butthole, one should not attempt with children.

Berg is a fucking charlatan.

She wasn’t POTUS. It doesn’t become an issue until then.

This bullshit game? Like dragging charter schools into the argument even though this isn’t one?

Irresponsible? You want irresponsible?

Doesn’t mean they don’t exist. Do your own homework. Harris has kept away from divisive issues that don’t engage her base, and she sees her base as a large and varied one. She is also a woman-thing, and an immigranty double-half-breed as well -in the current political climate, it is supremely politic for her to focus…

Most of those aren’t tiny, they are normal. These face-shield things you think are normal, they are wrong...

Do you have a preferred ginger beer? I am still looking for the perfect, grailicious ginger beer. Vernor’s was the classy stuff when I was a sprat, but my grown-up tastes are more persnickety.

Fire, and lots of it.

This would work for me if I could choose the affirmations. “Cronuts treat your colon like the Allies treated Dresden.” “Your knees feel BETTER after you work out.” “You’re stoned enough already.” “Mike is only horny for you when he wants something.” You know, the stuff I really need to remember.

Don’t have to use the word to be immature. All I have to do is mention “fuzzy pink sleep mask” and my work is done.

Not to poop on your bitter fiction, but “wellness” is a real and worthwhile concept that was coopted by idiots. It was intended to indicate the difference between “not sick” and optimum, because the standard medical model was/is one of fixing sick/wrong/broken stuff and not exploring what can be done to go from “not…

Another way to frame the exact same information:

Agreed. Those are 88 important votes.

Yeah, no. I don’t believe you for a second. You don’t have Asberger’s, you’re just an asshole.

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I can’t believe you would post that.