Complete and utter bullshit. You don’t believe a word of that.

Spotify has not let me down yet. The few artists I like that they don’t have just don’t seem to stream anywhere (Robert Fripp seems to not like it...), and everything else in my CD/LP/8track/wax cylinder/clay tablet collection I can find on Spotify, even the annoying (Metal Machine Music, The Shaggs, Furious Pig) and…

His kind never fully live, and his kind never fully die...

Do you not know the difference between “they said” and “they implied”?

Any supremacy is toxic. White has nothing to do with it.

KAMALA!?!?! NOOOOO! We’ve got too many twits here that want her job, and I still don’t know when Feinstein’s pact with my dad will be over and she is finally called to Hell. We need Kamala (or what Kamala seems to be) working for us in the Senate.

Not enough stars on the cosmos for this one.

Not enough stars on the cosmos for this one.

The Tubermen were the sworn enemies of Farmer Who.

I still say he was a lousy governor. But good for him for finding a new career.

I’ve done lionfish, monkfish, something something sable fish, halibut, and cod, and so far fish is a zero; no better, no worse. I tend to overcook most fish (my guests all seem to prefer it...), which might be why, but for me there seems to be no benefit from sous vide fish. Takes as long to cook in the pan, with the…

“I would leave my wife without a husband, my children without a daddy, rather than kneel to the very forces of evil that I have so long stood against,”

You mean the part where you PAY for something with your money and then deduct that amount from your income so you don’t pay taxes on it? You still pay for the fucking thing. It’s still money out of your pocket, if it’s your company.

Unless you know anything about meditation practice, in which case you would assume they were on a retreat, and not that they were assholes.

Lordy. I am used to seeing heartless, vile insults on the internet, but this is too much. You, Mortal Dicta (if that’s even your real name), are literally the worst person on the internet ever.

And if it’s his company, it’s money out of his pocket. Do you not understand how money works?

Griffin of all people should have known that America would have forgotten all about this her if she just stopped talking...

Ziploc bags can fall apart at temperatures over 150℉

It sounds like this magazine is full of shit and has an axe to grind against Rebel Wilson for some reason.

So a birth certificate with no living owner EVER is a good idea?

“Unwindulax”? Are you serious? The unwindulax is the most aggressive, tempermental, and unpredictable of ALL the ungulates.