A Trump-supporting Red Sox fan?

Messi was thinking about inviting his national teammates but decided he’d rather the wedding not end up as a huge disappointment.

When Lebron is on the floor they are actually outscoring the Warriors in the series. It’s going to take

Which is greater: Bostonians level of racism or their mass inferiority complex?

Well, yeah. The Brewers (along with the Rockies and Cardinals) have access to all the watery piss they could ask for.

Maybe the cheerleaders did something completely disgusting and amoral, like going to a restaurant with a married man.

Soundwave! Prepare the energon cubes! My butthole hungers!

PERFECT SOLUTION:

There were no footprints in the batter’s box for that AB.

Jesus, Take The Bat.

Tim Tebow’s Mom Would Have Aborted His Baseball Career

The pool table was laid to rest in the traditional Buffalo way.

I fear most folks will fail to understand your zinger.

Don’t forget there is bidding and also trading as well, where these young black men have no say in anything. It’s as if this is some type of market.

So they really line up,mostly, young black men shirtless and judge them on their bodies to see if they’re fit to work for them?

At this rate, Manute’s great-grandson will be named Intentional Walk.

Gah. Shut up, Jim Harbaugh. Just shut the fuck up. Not everyone on Earth thinks all problems can be solved through overexuberant, say-nothing coach-speak platitudes. Jim Harbaugh is the direct male corollary to the talking Malibu Stacy doll.

That's nothing, Bartolo Colon can eat three GrandSlams while drinking bubbles.