“And fuck you too Drew for the 2015 edition. You look like a more effeminate version of Daryl Hall.”

Tomsula loaded up his phone with extra minutes today so he could read and laugh at this.

“Right now we’re more concerned about Tre Mason’s well-being than we are his football career. Once the season starts, we can stop worrying about his well-being.”

Can’t wait until they sign Dwight Howard and finally build a team to take on the 2010-11 Heat.

2016 Finals Irving —-IS—- a better player than 2016 Finals Curry.

“Umm, excuse me sirs, would you please just come inside? There’s 5 cars behind you at the drive thru and you’re never going to be able to bike away with this much food.”

Rearranged: Bike Does Not Enjoy Rex and Rob Ryan Tandem Ride.

I knew I’ve seen them do this before.

According to Carson, you were sent by the Lord.

Looks like he’s stalled in his development.

These seem to be happening left and right these days. And rather often too.

I saw Testicular Contusion open for Megadeth at the Civic Arena in 1988.

Sorry Pittsburgh, cups are meaningless these days

this blog post is so insufferable i hope delly goes off in game 2 and scores, like, 8

Why not the next “Good Hands” guy for Allstate?

Balls don’t lie.

When Draymond inevitably retaliates, the lede better include the phrase “Delly Meat”

I think “Donald Shit about the Bay” is British children’s book.

Looked pretty clean to me. He clearly got all balls.

Nate Silver, if you are reading this, I would love to see the Venn Diagram of”NBA fans” and “Trump Supporters”.