DNP: Did Not Pipe (and not very happy about it.)

DNP: Trying to give that pipe

Kobe fan here. Lebron is better than Kobe.

“the greatest basketball player ever not to play college hoops...”

*waits for Kobe fans to get triggered*

A star point guard who relied on driving into the paint who looks like a shell of the player he was after injuries.

Adam Silver looks like the only questions he should be fielding are questions like “how much more is the mahogany casket?” and saying shit like “I really think your mom would be happy with your choice of her eternal containment vessel.”

Man, Carol Channing looks really good for 97!

Even Mike Pence had to sit down in the middle of that singing of the anthem.

A lot of this was about the Celtics playing really bad basketball the last week or so. I they’ve now been down by at least 20 in 3 of their last 4 games and by at least 26 in back to back games.

Calm down Paul, you still got your number retired.

I’m going to laugh my ass off in 2019 when the Lakers use this cap space on, like, Carmello Anthony and Eric Bledsoe.

to be fair, Kyrie was only there a year and likely bailed midway through the second semester. Science probably isn’t required until Sophomore year, once they pass “Intro to Douchebaggary: The Duke Way.”

HOW CAN I BE TYPING THIS? THE WORD ‘COMPUTER’ DIDN’T EXIST UNTIL THE 1640s!

They sound like a couple of guys who sat in on classes at Duke once every few weeks.

“John 0:16" was the best sign I saw today at the parade. (Cavs in 4!)

“There ain’t no North Pole, thus there ain’t no Christmas”

If Trump is unpopular, why does his Christmas tree lighting look like this?

“If I wasn’t Jamaican, then why would I wear this hat?”

But the cop only decided to press charges when Wright asked him for directions, unfolding his 1:1 scale road atlas.

This is a shame because Philadelphia fans are generally such a pleasant lot who just can’t catch a break despite years of loyal and kindhearted devotion to their hometown teams.