I swear to God when Dellademrlovalova was at St. Mary’s and somehow made like 8 NCAA Tournament appearances before graduating I actually turned to a friend and said “Thank God this is the type of player I never have to worry about seeing in the NBA . . .”

Who wins the least like-able owner trophy this year? Gilbert vs. Lacob is like the Ali vs. Frazier of douchebag billionaire battles.

Lifetime Giant Fan. Met Bonds at an ASU baseball game when I was 16, couldn’t have been nicer. He’s a strange duck to outsiders, but he was worth the price of admission to watch. Being from the Bay Area myself and eventually attending the Harvard of the Southwest (Go Devils), I’ve always loved him along with every…

Too corrupt and evil to be president of the university.

This is a great joke, but unfortunately/gratefully makes me think of Cleveland sandwich chain Mr. Hero, and their delicacy/monstrosity the Roman Burger, which answers the question only a lunatic/genius would ask - “What if we took an Italian sub and topped it with two cheeseburgers?”. Unfortunate/grateful, because I…

LGOMLGY (Lefty Get Off My Lawn Guy)

I believe you mean a blank-eyed three-shooting Vulcan pirate from a parallel universe.

I fucked up. As a Cleveland fan I’ve stewed for almost a year now in the bullshit that was last years finals. Best believe I took every chance I could to trash the Warriors when they went down 3-1 to OKC. I fucked up and now the Warriors are coming to the Finals to shit inside my heart again. I fucking hate the…

As a Torontonian, this was a ton of fun. Our team was briefly punching well above its weight, and there were more people at our East Finals street parties than have ever intentionally lived in Cleveland.

Show me on the map where Cleveland hurt you.

He’s taken it to another level. I’ve never thought of Durant as being a poor defender by any means, but I never thought of him as an elite shutdown wing or rim protector, either; I’ve just thought of him as, you know, there. But now, he’s everywhere...and it’s glorious. This, combined with watching Westbrook go super…

The Warriors hot takes are going to be the worst part about them losing.

+1. Didn’t see that one coming.

“A water bottle shower”

Jesus Wept: My Life in the NFL

Are you there God? It's me, Timmy.

Braves: We need a new stadium!

This is also why he pees sitting down.