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For me, it wasn’t the fear of my child contracting some strange disease that was the problem, it’s that I don’t want some complete stranger fondling my child. It’s annoying, it’s creepy and often the child hates it. You don’t hopefully grope random adults so why would anyone think groping a strangers child is OK.

Please stay out of the kitchen as I fear you might be confused which parts of an animal to keep when cleaning it, if it were not placed oriented in only 1 direction for you or stricken immobile if asked to remove carrot tops of carrots that have been placed horizontally on the cutting board.

If they had said that, then yes. What they did say was top and bottom which implies slicing along the dorsal and ventral sides, which is excessive.

No, no, hell no. I realize once you have children, every item in your house ends up in that least reasonable place it should be, but unless you live in Buckingham Palace, you can do a sweep of the house to get at least the most needed items somewhere in the vicinity of their proper location. Chaining a brush to the

Pence thinks he hears the actual voice of Jesus telling him to do things on a regular basis. He might be smarter than the Orange Fuehrer, but he’s just as unstable. Pence has the kind of fanaticism that would give the Ayatollah a woody.

You’ve obviously never met my previous boss.

There are plenty of newsworthy articles that could be or have been written about Whitaker. This article is not one of them.

If you don’t like reds, drink more and many different kinds. Every former non red drinker that I’ve known hit a point after trying many reds, where a switch flipped in the palate and they came to love reds. Also the more they exposed themselves to reds and whites in general the more they gravitated away from the

A few of the white power morons in the group picture don’t seem to know they aren’t white.

For parents of young children, stop feeling the need to buy gloss paint because you are worried about marks and stains. Good quality paint in matte finishes are very stain resistant and in fact have been that way since probably before you ever had kids. Gloss paint indoors just makes your house look like an orphanage

If you have enough wine where storage is a concern, definitely get a wine refrigerator. Preferably get one with digital controls. Getting the exact temperature you want on a non digital thermostat can be an exercise in patience.

The drink between dates are 2015-2019 so crack that thing open soon. A good site to check is Cellar Tracker for drinking dates, ratings and other info. 

Unless you are under siege and escaping in the dead of night, you can probably crack it open with dinner if you don’t want to move the bottle again. It’s a 750 ml bottle not a 30,000 gallon tank. It’s not exactly a logistical conundrum. Once opened you still have time to enjoy the bottle over multiple days if you

Apple announced that they had the first FDA approved consumer ECG when Alivecor’s devices that you mentioned in the article are FDA approved and have been available for a while now. Either Apple is licensing Alivecor’s tech or they are becoming more Trump like in their self promotion.

The article could have been condensed to taste, spit or swallow, crack open next bottle, repeat.

Those have the title of grand exalted emperor of white trash adornments.

This makes the previous king of white trash decoration, stick on bullet holes look classy.

Wine also works very well to attract them unfortunately

Just when I thought Betsy Fucktard couldn’t get any dumber she surprises me. Someone please tell me this whole administration is just the most elaborate and long running April Fools day joke ever devised. Please . . . someone . . . please?