Martin Short is a goddamn Canadian National Treasure

Is that supposed to be a hard question to answer?

He’s not on your side and he’s certainly not on liberals’ side. He’s one of the chief anti-vaxxers who can’t stop showering Netanyahu with praise, vehemently hates Muslims, supports restricting immigration, and stacks his panels with discredited right wingers. He’s a hack who has been making the exact same three…

Truth? The new ownership loved the original incarnation of the site, and the current editors believe in the concept of “standing on the shoulders of giants.” They’ve endured the G/O era, they’ve got good writers who were stymied by the requirements placed upon them by the previous ownership, and I truly believe that…

Patton Oswalt has a joke about doing a casino show that’s pretty good; the dynamics of these things are not setup for a successful comedy show. Lopez should have tried listing the shows and movies he’s been in:

She has an excellent breakdown of why she couldn’t say it’s “worth it”. It has to do with Taco Bell nachos. 

I’m sorry, I really am, but there’s no reality in which you can be well-adjusted and also think that a two night stay in a nerd hotel that costs more than many American families make in an entire month is ‘worth the cost.’ Like, just absolute ‘let them eat cake’ shit, good lord.

The question of whether it would have been better for her to go “off-universe” for IT help seems rational, but at that price point I would probably find myself FOMOing about losing time in the experience. I’m thinking here about moviegoers who only complain about a presentation issue after the movie is over (and after…

Imagine if, instead of trans people, Rowling was going off about how unsafe she felt with black people using the same restroom as her and Stephen Fry said I have black friends and what she’s saying is hurting them, but she’s my friend and I don’t think she means any harm. Still measured?

Holy fuck. Just because groping is really common where you’re from doesn’t mean it’s okay. It means where you’re from is fucked up.

“Innocent until proven guilty” just means the jury should only vote guilty if they think there’s no reasonable doubt about it. Literally no one else in the world but those twelve people is under any obligation to consider it. And if anyone wants to argue this, I’ll just ask: did you wait until Harvey Weinstein was…

What the fuck are you on about? The articles are all, quite literally, about the use of “they” as a singular pronoun. I find it difficult to believe that any functional adult can be as dense as you’re being right now, willfully or otherwise.

I mean, aside from the very article to which you take exception, I’ve already provided a link, which you’ve ignored: https://www.englishgratis.com/1/wikibooks/english/singularthey.htm

Making fun of you for being a pathetic dumbf**k does not equate to whining, you complete and utter dips**t. It just means that you’re a dumbass and a laughingstock and nobody respects you or your whiny bulls**t. But whatever asinine delusion helps you get through the day, I guess...

Most people don’t broadcast being weak as wet tissue, but here you are.

It should be “See, here’s the thing, Sport.” “Sport,” in this instance is a proper noun, and should be capitalized, and offset with a comma. It’s ok, I get it. Folks with your political bent don’t typically have complete educations of quality.

If AV Club is a lefty haven, why are you here? I’m sure the Daily Wire has a…

Do you also find it “brutal” that the pronoun “you” is sometimes singular and sometimes plural?

“Brutal to have to read an article referring to one person as ‘they’ multiple times.”

I’m sorry you can’t parse proper English because the anti-woke crowd broke your mind to how pronouns work.