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More often than not, the loudest voices offering these complaints are doing so before a season has been concluded, as though they’ve never studied things like foreshadowing, unreliable narration, or misdirection. I wouldn’t trust those people to write a postcard home from the loveliest place on the planet.

The best thing about this show is that Galadriel is a very flawed character, way too confident in her own abilities and willing to risk others for her own vendettas, which we’ll presumably see her grow out of now that she’s had such a horrible wakeup call that the guy she trusted so much was actually Sauron. So of

I got a Community notification for this?”

Okay, assuming you heard and liked Steve’s work, why bring this up on the day he dies? Is there any reason to go into all of this when his body’s still warm? Not that I’d want this stuff to disappear if it’s true, though I admit it’s the first time I’ve ever seen this quote. But why bring it up under an obit? I don’t

There is actually a lot of things to discuss here and I really believe this was more related to edgelordism that this guy had than any other motivation (probably he did not even look at the magazine to write those things), and on the other hand you are right, and on the other I believe people can change and he changed

In a few words: yes. He’ll be very much missed.

Ever since Mulaney got divorced and sobered up, there seems to be a contingent of people here and other places online that are actively angery at him. Like he betrayed them.

I get the impression sometimes that what a site like this wanted was a full expose and perhaps mea culpa on his addiction, divorce, and rehab and that anything less (like say, a comedy special) is obfuscating the truth.

I thought it was a great special and bracingly self-critical without straying from its overall

What a bizarre critique. The special was funny;  like, really fucking funny. He revealed as much as he needed to in order to make the jokes work. Not every special needs to be doing some sort of Hannah Gadsby style confession.

What’s Jost’s appeal again? Other than being a boring white dude who laughs at his own jokes, because that’s just charming.

“Balanced” is not searching to find a few silver linings in a steaming pile of shit that overpromised and underdelivered for a much higher cost than advertised and continues to be in a beta state of release.

Now that I’m thinking of it, how many other pickup trucks can you escape from with the tonneau cover closed?

Has anyone in the Jalopnik staff actually driven the thing?

I was just watching a great doc about that NXIVM cult. Leader of the cult created a whole ideology around the idea that victimhood is performative because people should just choose not to feel bad emotions, swindling thousands of people so he could coerce dozens of women into having sex with him and brand them with

Because they’re generic looking, the interiors are clown car ridiculous and designed by people who think “progress” means “I saw something like this in a movie once,” the assembly is a joke and every Tesla I’ve seen looks like it was put together by an unskilled laborer assembling a Technic Lego set, and, oh yeah,

Is this a small issue? Sure. But...the font on the right sure is way easier to read than the font on the left, despite even the image on the right being a lower resolution image than that on the left. Was the disparity in image quality intentional?

Thanks for the pic - that really helps provide context and demonstrate that the post-recall version is massively superior.  

Elon still won’t let you suck his dick.

Any article about Tesla is going to be a hit piece because they’re piles of garbage.

“Voluntary recall” almost always means that NHTSA went to the vendor and said “There’s a problem, and you don’t seem to be fixing it. It sure would be a shame if the government had to issue a recall instead of you doing it yourself. Sure would be a shame.” The UI on the right is FAR superior.