For years I thought it was HI-LAAAAAAAAAARIOUS that I shared a birthday with Donald Trump. Always got a kick that I shared Flag Day, among the lamest of all holidays, with a guy who I assumed (for DECADES) that everyone else also saw as a hilarious, embarrassing joke of humanity gone wrong.

Man, was I incorrect. Now…

Pretty sure Hip Hop got kidnapped by a bunch of Furries.

What, did he keep kicking the wall out of frustration as the smell slowly drove him insane?

It’s a damn shame season 2 of Human Giant never got a DVD release; they packed the first release with so many extra features.

AKA Everybody Sweats

The White Sox went all in on finally rebuilding: smart!

I’d like to think these chuds used to just scrawl their insane letters right on the envelope after the address, and then still stuffed a blank piece of paper inside before mailing it.

Fun fact: there’s also a lot of Cowboys fans here because the Washington Football Team refused to integrate for so long, so tons of locals rooted for the Cowboys instead out of pure spite.

The best Kolten Wong gif:

“Guys, the REALLY important thing in all of this is how *I* feel about a Star War!”

This basically is a whole heap of, “people ARE actually ‘doing things,’ but I don’t like them, so I will just say they’re not doing things because ‘doing things’ in this context is a completely meaningless catchphrase I can just keep repeating over and over and over again in the hopes nobody notices I’m not actually…

I gotta think that the endpoint needs to be extended to include Nebraska.  That thing is a stone cold classic.

Good!

Martinez would have been, IMO, a near perfect hire for a young, relatively new-ish collection of players trying to come together and figure out what they have going for them. Hiring him for his first managing job to take over a team that had been together for a while, and were looked at as contenders likely going for…

I’m gonna say that’s his mom since it looks like she and dad are sitting on either side of the victim.  It seems like it would be more of a stepmom move to be sitting on the other side of dad.

Doubtful, since you put it best yourself: all business owners and executives are scum and shit. Embrace your scumbaggery. 

Awwww, it thinks it’s people.

It’s just yet another tired-ass version of the VERY tired-ass, “the REAL intolerance is your intolerance of my intolerance!” Anything they can do to marginalize the response to the actual intolerance they spew nonstop.

You are, not surprisingly, simply moving the goalposts just because you don’t like the narrative. The reality is that protests in Chicago regarding gun violence are nothing new; they’ve been happening for years and years. There’s no magic number of participants or location that somehow legitimizes some and dismisses…

Wait, you seriously think this is the first protest regarding gun violence in Chicago?

Here’s just a handful from recent years: