That Michael Harriot hasn’t been nominated for a Pulitzer, a Peabody, a National Book Award and, what the hell, a Grammy just for his articles on this story alone is a goddamn crime. I’m dead.

“Never side with management” should be the real golden rule.

“Never stoop to posting in a comments section about how you desperately yearn to side with management” should just be common fucking sense.

Dammit, Burke! All of the gifs in the world are going to be looping a little choppier from now on...

Good god; you’re somehow a bigger nightmare than that anime fanatic who used to have to post first on every single article.

Dude, a non-Asian making “slanty eyes” in regards to an Asian person is shitty everywhere. There’s no, “it’s a different culturrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre!” excuse for that.

Former Tigers pitching coach clearly full of shit.

I have a sneaking suspicion a LOT of that growth is on similarly shaky ground as to how Vice built themselves up, too:

How did this dude star his own terrible take 12 times?

Way to skip all of the leg days ever, dorkus malorkus.

“Okay, so now the #MeToo Movement has turned into a female vengeance machine?”

Dude, “Brobi-Wan KeBRObi” was RIGHT there!

I gotta say, this SeanT’s dude tactic of, “people are being unfair to Chris Hardwick/women are CRAZY LIARS....EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS TRUMP,” gets some points on the creativity scale. That’s a hell of a leap to defend a dumb, dumb take.

That was a ridiculously long rambling screed of, “I want to in the middle,” nonsense, which is funny because you showed your ass almost immediately when your “fair” take on it was to chalk Hardwick’s behavior up as him just trying too hard to be funny, and her behavior/words as the sign of someone who is “unhinged.”

Yeah, I’m not completely sure how they would figure it out either, but that’s the word I’ve seen gone around more than once. It looks like they kicked this off back in 2012:

The Cubs did a TON of purging of the season ticket holders after the current owners took over; basically giving the boot to anyone who was acting as a ticket broker. For better or for worse, if you didn’t actually attend a minimum number of games over consecutive seasons (and you weren’t one of the really expensive…

All of this “healthy” talk is just more BIG RAISIN propaganda. One of those little ass boxes of raisins has almost as much sugar and carbs as a bag of M&M’s or Reese’s Pieces. Sure, raisins are a tasty snack, but don’t get hoodwinked, maaaaaaaaannnnnnn!

Those types of situations, rightly tagged as being the work of “copyright trolls,” are basically shakedown scams. Cheesy/sleazy law firms pair up with a porn LLC and basically set up a honey pot by uploading some of the LLC’s porn to torrent sites, and then they track the IP’s of anyone who connects to the swarm. They…

But stupid Democrats need the MOST attention!

Might as well create a tag for these kinds of stories along the lines of, “the REAL intolerance is the intolerance of my intolerance!”