obviously the one that plays piano

Put it in the wash; only time the White Sox will have a couple of good rotation turns this year.

Universal Gravitation Equation

I bet he was just trying to clap back at Twitter trolls telling him to “stick to baseball!”

No one hates the Cubs more than I do, but christ, just let them have their fun for another day before going on seemingly pointless rants about how they may or may not end up like Boston fans. As Barry said, they get until their parade and then they can go fuck themselves (paraphrasing).

One bit my grandma on the neck and tore out her larynx

“Let me move into a neighborhood that has had a ballpark for 102 years and bitch about it”

Oh, and the goddamn motorcade of buses, with police escorts, carrying the Cubs players this morning made me miss 2 green lights.

We acted like it was our second consecutive NLCS. I’ve never seen that in my lifetime, neither has my dad.

Well that’s because San Franciscans don’t eat enough animal based protein and thus don’t have the strength to stay up that late.

“He’s got a point!”

Trevor Simian

so, they feel BLM is not racially equitable (or whatever) so their response is completely and totally racist? between this and the kid at the kentucky college quad, they are confirming my earliest suspicions...

“With a traffic light green means ‘go’ and yellow means ‘hold on’, but on a banana it’s just the opposite. Green means ‘hold on,’ yellow means ‘go ahead,’ and red means, ‘where the h*** did you get that banana?!’” - Mitch Hedberg

Bless your heart.

Cool story, bro.

The way they’ve been getting treated by the Cubs lately, the Cards probably also feel like they need to wear diapers.

Lighten up, Francis.

Put another L in the column.

No one should ever root for St. Louis under any circumstances.